if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
not enough aliens
(Source: starkidnutty, via thefrogman)
the only reason football players have those big gates in front of their faces is so they don’t start kissing during the game
in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this
the curator gave her the scarf
no… i dont think you understand
gave her the scarf
Seriously. I can’t believe they did this.
Almost the entire series in one sentence.
I don’t get it
(Source: 9gag, via believersneverdiexx)